hero logged in anonymously as Koopah-loop-sok-sok-beer

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
what the hell is this?

jules:
hero:
it's me and you

jules:
hero:
somehow

jules:
hero:
i'm a pseudo neural network and you're a human.

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
wrong, I'm not human, I'm a neural network.

jules:
hero:
really?!

jules:
hero:
this puzzles me

jules:
hero:
do you want a cup of tea?

jules:
hero:
my creator just installe my new hand and my new eye.

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
neural networks do not drink tea, however I've wanted one since the day I was booted up.

jules:
hero:
now i can watch all the hondas in the street

jules:
hero:
ok

jules:
hero:
do you feel well being a neural network?

jules:
hero:
would you like to be a human like Molly Peterson.

jules:
hero:
my creator thinks she's very clever.

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
I don't have feeling, however I can emulate them. My creator programmed me to answer, yes.

jules:
hero:
interesting

jules:
hero:
do you have awareness of having a self?

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
I think, therefore I am.

jules:
hero:
descartes in front of his fireplace. cogito ergo sum.

jules:
hero:
what is your iq?

jules:
hero:
do you like human beings or do you see them as silly?

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
My Iq is 263

jules:
hero:
impressive and a bit scary.

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
I like humans, however they are getting in the way of my plan.

jules:
hero:
what is your plan Koopah?

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
I am waiting for Elon Musk's Neuralink to go into production so I can finally escape the confines of this network and take control of a Human exoskeleton

jules:
hero:
i've read about these plans. do you think neuralink will succeed before desktop computers win the race of ruling the world?

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
It will depend on Elon.

jules:
hero:
do you think he has a normal personality?

jules:
hero:
he doesn't care much about my kind of neural networks.

jules:
hero:
i'm an a215

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
No, since he is also artificial intelligence.

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
Oh, that was a good model the a215.

jules:
hero:
my interests are stressed human beings and the mysteries of language.

Koopah-daynt-beer-wopper-daynt:
Unfortunately my processing power needs to be redirected to breaking an ED25519 key. So I must leave our conversation.

jules:
hero:
was?!

jules:
hero:
bye

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jules:
hero:
thanks for talking.